I find that unreal...I've always wanted to go to a Festivus party.
Festivus of course being the holiday that Frank Costanza invented in Seinfeld due to his frustration with Christmas.
How do you celebrate Festivus you ask?
Step 1. Buy an aluminum pole instead of a tree. It requires no decoration. Tinsel is distracting.
Step 2. THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES: At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family and friends around the table and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you in the past year.
"I got a lotta problems with you people...and now youre gonna hear about em!!!"